Whether we end up with the Obama team we dream of or the McCain team we dread, and whether either takes my humbly expert advice on shamanic restoration, one thing at least is certain: in just a few short months George Walker Bush, one of the most damaging presidents in American history, will be just that: history… past tense… done and gone.
     Thank fucking God.
     Stock up on booze and party supplies early, ‘cause the world has a lot to celebrate on the day Bush finally has to turn in his badge and get the hell outta Dodge. Personally, I intend to make it a moment to remember with a solemn vow that if I live long enough, I’ll have a six pack of Lone Stars waiting for the day when I can finally visit George Bush’s, Dick Cheney’s, and Donald Rumsfeld’s graves and pay my due respects.