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Green and sex certainly aren’t a common word association pairing, but hey, why not? A natural rebellion to its National Geographic predecessors, actress/model Isabella Rossellini is back for a second season of her seriously bizarre TMI series Green Porno on the Sundance Channel. Essentially the anti-Animal Planet, Rossellini uses her intelligence, sharp wit, and role-play to penetrate (pun so intended) the sex lives of oft-overlooked insects, invertebrates, and other creepy crawlies. If you slept through most of your science classes, Rossellini’s cooky costumes, copulation, and creatures – who are all played by one hilarious Rossellini – might teach you a thing or two. On May 5th, the scientifically accurate two-minute shorts are back to reign on as viral sensations. While the series may be too raunchy for the classroom, we promise you haven’t laughed as hard at the words “penis” and “vagina” since middle school.